My friend Anne has the COOLEST 3-year-old ever!!!!!!! Here is her tale of the night before the Election:

Suley and I were eating pizza while Tad was at MMA. I had CNN on. Obama came on, of course.
Suley: “You know, I’m voting for Obama.”
Me: “Really?”
Suley: “Yeah, I am. For president.”
Me: “Do you think he will be a better president than McCain?”
Suley: “Well, McCain is a vampire lord.”
Me: “And Obama’s not?”
Suley: “No, he’s not. McCain is evil.”
Me: “I see.”
(I change channel to HGTV for about ten minutes, then flip to more news featuring, of course, Obama)
Me: “Look, there’s your friend.”
Suley (indignantly): “WHAT?”
Me: “Obama.”
Suley: “He’s not my friend!”
Me: “Well, you said you were voting for him.”
Suley (getting worked up): “But yat doesn’t mean he’s my friend!” (Jumps off couch and waves arms frantically) “I just got sucked into the Obama charisma machine!”